Sunday, March 8, 2009

Michael Jackson retiring??

The King of Pop is stepping down from his throne. "Wacko Jacko" announced Thursday that he will tour one last time as part of his "This is it" tour, beginning in London and possibly making other stops around the globe.

Jackson made the announcement in front of a throng of adoring fans and journalists in London. 


He also announced plans to release a 3D film entitled "Thriller 3D." In my opinion, they should just use his grossly deformed face for all of the frightening scences.

I found a hilarious site that documents Jackson's facial transformation..Thanks Kate for reminding me of how crazy this man is for cosmetic surgery.

I decided not to blog about this when I first heard the news last week, but it appears as if Mikey is having a case of stage fright about making his big return. MJ had to be escorted back to his hotel room after he wandered out drunk and bewildered. The pop star even called his mom for reassurance during his spell.

I'm with you Mike...nothing like the kind words of ma dukes when you're doubting yourself. Still though, are you serious? Stage fright? What? This guy has been on stage since he was in grade school, and he's 50 now. Get it together Mike.

Between the concert series and the 3D movie release, Jackson could make up to $400 million. I think those numbers may help him get his act together.

1 comment:

  1. Don't forget that Michael is and always has been a very confused and unhappy individual. The fame and fortune do not compensate for what he has missed all of his life. The mere fact that he has constantly tried to change his appearance further indicates hoe unhappy he is with himself. Many people can learn from his plight. Money can not buy happiness, love or peace of mind. It will help cover the absence of these things pretty well for a period of time,but it won't last. I hope he has enough of a following left to make his tour worthwhile. I also think retirement is overdue for him.

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