Are you ready for some football??

Apparently Reggie Wayne is, as he showed up to the Colts training camp a few days back in a dump truck..

Equipped with his hard hat and lunchbox, Wayne said he was ready to start rebuilding the road to the the Super Bowl. If you remember, it was Wayne & the Colts who won Super Bowl XLI back in 2006 beating the Chicago Bears 29-17.

Good luck this year Reggie. Usually antics like this would have been all over the TV, but it's hard to get in the limelight with Mike Vick trying to make a comeback, Steve McNair's untimely death, T.O.'s realty show, and Brett Favre's saga. Gotta love the NFL. Getcha popcorn ready.

Pat Tomasulo: Sports reporter/ A**hole...watch the video

Taking candy from a baby ranks pretty high on the list of things you don't do unless you're a bad person. I think dunking on a toddler on television should be on the list too after watching this video.

During a broadcast, WGN Sports reporter Pat Tomasulo on a road trip of some sort was giving a report from some family's driveway. Pat and a little boy were playing some ball when Pat decides to step things up a notch. Pat proceeds to put his low post most moves on a three year old, back him down to the hoop a-la Shaq, spin around and dunk over him...on TV no less.

As if the dunk weren't enough, Pat then proceeds to talk trash to the kid telling him, "you don't bring any of that in my house!" at which point the little guy breaks out in tears. 

Pat responds by saying "kids are soft these days and need to be toughened up."

What an a**hole! 

NBA Spoof.."Where Caucasian Happens"

For whatever reason, white guys in the NBA tend to get a pretty bad rap. Ever since Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson came out with 'White Men Can't Jump' in 1992, sports enthusiasts have debated and even mocked the role of caucasian players in the league over the years. The game has taken on a noticeably darker hue since the 90's when I started really following the game. 

The Cunninlynguists brought more attention to the issue with their latest, a spoof of the NBA's "Where Amazing Happens Campaign..."

Cool guys don't look at explosions: another digital short from Andy Samberg

Ok, so Andy Samberg is quickly becoming the funniest man on TV in my opinion. His skits on Saturday Night Live are epic, and his digital shorts are even more legit. 

Samberg hosted the MTV Movie Awards this year, and he along with Will Ferrell performed a song mocking the quintessential shot from every action movie you've ever seen...the hero or villain walking away from a huge explosion unfazed by the heat, noise and concussion from the blast. 

You've seen it in Dark Knight. You've seen it in No Country for Old Men. You've seen it in Transformers. You've seen it countless other times. You're not an official badass until you blow some ish up and walk away like it never even happened. Enjoy.

Paper Towels: Parody to Shamwow

We've all seen the commercials for the Shamwow. The uber towel that's more absorbent than a sponge and soaks up everything without tearing or leaving a stain. I just came across this little spoof of those commercials for paper towels. Enjoy. 

Puke in my mouth: Ladies offer response to SNL Digital Short

The ladies have come up with a response to SNL's 'Jizz in My Pants' Digital Short. It's called 'Puke in my mouth.' Enjoy.

I'm So Alone!! Lindsay Lohan's E-Harmony Profile

HAHAHA. This is is hilarious. Following her very public split with girlfriend Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan appeared on the cover of US Weekly, and did an interview with the mag to spill the beans on the rocky relationship.

The newly single Lohan has decided to poke fun at the situation and did a fake e-Harmony profile for

funnyordie.com.

In case you were wondering, here are a few traits Lindsay looks for in a mate.

"The perfect mate enjoys long walks on the beach, car chases on the PCH, antiquing, and passing out in Cadillac Escalades.."

It's good stuff. Enjoy

BK brings back 90's jam to market kids meals

Burger King has some really funny people working on its TV ads. 

I'm sure by now, you all have seen at least one BK video featuring the King rapping, dancing, and/or singing about the tasty flame-broiled goodness that is Burger King. 

Not sure if you caught the most recent on-air campaign. BK is doing a spoof of Sir Mix-a-Lot's 'Baby Got Back' song to market its Spongebob Squarepants themed kids meals. One of the most classic booty appreciation jams from the 90's is making a comeback to appeal to young children who watch Spongebob and love BK's kids meals.

Now I don't know how effective this will be, seeing as how anyone watching Spongebob these days probably is too young to remember Baby Got Back, but damn it's funny. If only the food were as tasty as the commercials are funny.

There are :30 versions on air, but at BDumasonline.com we bring the heat....The full 2 minute music video is below. Enjoy! As usual click the 'HQ' button in the lower right corner for the Hi-res version. Remember, this is a commercial for the BK kid's meal...

Kanye West OK's South Park bashing

Happy Friday. First of all, let me apologize for not putting anything new up in a few days. I am home in Atlanta right now enjoying some much needed R&R with family and friends. The weather is beautiful, and I haven't been online as much...That being said...

This weeks episode of South Park has been making quite a stir. Kanye West is the victim for the entire episode because he's the only person who doesn't catch a joke Cartman and Jimmy come up with. The joke takes the nation by storm. Leno, Jimmy Kimmel, Conan etc. all use the joke on their shows. Cartman and Jimmy appear on Ellen to talk about the joke and how fantastic it is. Without giving away too much, let's just say the joke involves 'fishsticks.'

West, who's known to have a short temper (see post on LAX paparazzi incident) did not take offense to the beating he took, even acknowledging that he was OK with it on his blog.

If you haven't seen it yet, the entire episode is below. Enjoy.

DW...M?? Driving while mowing? Mans gets pulled over for drunk driving a bar stool

Here's a funny one for your hump day. Kile Wygle of Newark, Ohio was charged yesterday for DUI following his arrest on March 4. Wygile was arrested after he tipped over his motorized bar stool and injured himself. When the authorities arrived, Wygle informed them that he had consumed 15 beers prior to 'mowing' down the road on the way home from the bar. The crash occurred when Kile tried to make a U-turn on his machine..Wygle has plead not guilty to the charges and is seeking a jury trial.

I love the ingenuity of this fool. To actually mount a bar stool atop a lawnmower engine, and then ride it to the bar is a power move. I wonder did he bring the stool into the bar with the motor attached, or did he detach the stool and then bring it in, or did he leave it in the lot? I wish I could have been there when that a$$ho!e motored to the bar on a bar stool, and then motored out on the way home. I can only imagine what that was like. 

Seeing as how it only has one seat on it, I'm assuming Kile knew his efforts in the garage wouldn't pay off at the bar. I guess no ladies were willing enough to make that trip home with him after seeing how good he is with his hands. Having a lot of horsepower regardless of the form it comes in doesn't make you a stallion guys. This guy doesn't have a functioning lawnmower, AND the ladies weren't impressed...that means he won't be mowing down any bushes any time soon...in the lawn or elsewhere (pun intended). Womp Womp. Sorry Kile. Thanks for the laughs though.

18-year old paints penis of the roof of his home...spotted from space

Is it just me, or does is seem like all of the funny stories come from England? Another for you on this Friday. After learning of the wonders of Google Earth, Rory McInnes decided to grab his paint brush and paint a 60ft penis on the roof of his home outside of London. 

The rod on the roof went unnoticed for a year until a passing helicopter spotted it and allowed passengers to take pictures. 

Upon hearing the news, Rory's parents got a good chuckle out of it, but have promised that the chubby near the chimney will be scrubbed off soon. 

Life for this kid must be pretty awesome...Wakes up in the morning in a nice house in the English countryside. Tea and crumpets for breakfast. Then he asks himself, "What should I do today?...got it! I'll paint a penis on the roof and see how long it takes before someone notices."

Notice the gray primer coat the kid laid down to make the masterpiece pop...smart man. 

This story makes me miss high school and all of the similar immature, wildy inappropriate things we used to do back then...Our senior prank was epic... Sorry Dr. Murray : )

You're Welcome America: Will Ferrell's tribute to America's 43rd President

Over the weekend, HBO aired 'You're Welcome America,' Will Ferrell's 90 minute "tribute" to President George W. Bush. 

The one-man show ran on Broadway from February 5 - March 15, and HBO was kind enough to film it and bring it to the rest of the country in Hi-definition. 

Ferrell originally began the Bush schtick on 'Saturday Night Live'  a few years back, and made a resurgence during the campaign season prior to November's election. Here is a clip from SNL with Ferrell as Bush, and Tina Fey as Sarah Palin.

If you haven't managed to catch the special yet, it is on HBO On-Demand now, and I'm sure will be aired again on the regular HBO network, probably until the midterm election. I need to watch the show again in its entirety before I can assess whether it was truly funny or not. There were definitely flashes of greatness, but as a whole, the verdict is still out. 

The clip below is from a set of previews HBO has on their website where Ferrell, as Bush is interviewing himself. Bush asks Bush how he would describe his 8 years in office in one word...