Chris Brown apology...what a joke

Have you ever seen a more scripted, insincere apology than this pile of crap offered up by Chris Brown??

After jet-skiing at Diddy's estate, laying low for a few months, then getting shut down from the BET Awards by Jay-Z, Chris makes his first public statements since that fateful night when he assaulted Rihanna from the drivers seat of his car.

If this is the best he could do, he shouldn't have said anything. Watching this makes me even question if he's truly remorseful for what he did or remorseful over the fact that his actions have affected his public image...Chris and his lawyer should be ashamed of themselves for this one.

You be the judge:

24 Star Kiefer Sutherland charged with assault

People say that art imitates life, but as soon as life starts to imitate art or those lines are blurred controversy will inevitably follow. That's the case as Kiefer Sutherland, the long time star of the hit series '24' has been charged with assault after he head-butted a man at a NYC fashion show. The man apparently interrupted Sutherland and Brooke Shields and Bauer attacked the man in her defense, breaking the man's nose in the process.

Oh Jack Bauer..You can't beat guys up in real life like you do on the show. I know things would be much more awesome if that were the case but it's not.