DW...M?? Driving while mowing? Mans gets pulled over for drunk driving a bar stool

Here's a funny one for your hump day. Kile Wygle of Newark, Ohio was charged yesterday for DUI following his arrest on March 4. Wygile was arrested after he tipped over his motorized bar stool and injured himself. When the authorities arrived, Wygle informed them that he had consumed 15 beers prior to 'mowing' down the road on the way home from the bar. The crash occurred when Kile tried to make a U-turn on his machine..Wygle has plead not guilty to the charges and is seeking a jury trial.

I love the ingenuity of this fool. To actually mount a bar stool atop a lawnmower engine, and then ride it to the bar is a power move. I wonder did he bring the stool into the bar with the motor attached, or did he detach the stool and then bring it in, or did he leave it in the lot? I wish I could have been there when that a$$ho!e motored to the bar on a bar stool, and then motored out on the way home. I can only imagine what that was like. 

Seeing as how it only has one seat on it, I'm assuming Kile knew his efforts in the garage wouldn't pay off at the bar. I guess no ladies were willing enough to make that trip home with him after seeing how good he is with his hands. Having a lot of horsepower regardless of the form it comes in doesn't make you a stallion guys. This guy doesn't have a functioning lawnmower, AND the ladies weren't impressed...that means he won't be mowing down any bushes any time soon...in the lawn or elsewhere (pun intended). Womp Womp. Sorry Kile. Thanks for the laughs though.